written by Charles Bukowski (via mymangotree)
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?
“cheer up!” Oh wow, three years of depression, fixed! Just like that.
“don’t be afraid!” look at that I’m fearless now
“Stop trying to kill people.” Holly cow, no longer homicidal
Today in Comparitive Christianity (a sorta shitty elective) we were discussing what we have “faith” in…some girl raised her hand & with complete seriousness said, “I have faith in the The Loch Ness Monster.
fuck the sad out of me